Bendy Rodgerwaffle
On a dark smelly canalway, smoggy wind in my hair Warm smell of refuse, rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim I had to stop for the night. There she stood in the doorway; I heard the fire bell And I was thinking to myself 'This could be heaven or this could be Halls' Then she picked up a keycard and she showed me the way There were voices down the corridor, I thought I heard them say Welcome to the Hotel Collectifornia Such a lovely place (such a lovely place) Such a lovely face. Tiny rooms at Hotel Collectifornia When semester ends (when semester ends) you can find them here Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Yoga bends She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends How they dance in the exchange, sweet summer sweat Some dance to remember, some drink to forget So I called up the Common, 'Please bring me my Pizza' He said, 'we haven't had working ovens since nineteen sixty-nine' And still those voices are calling from outside your doorway, Wake you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say" Welcome to the Hotel Collectifornia Such a lovely place (such a lovely place) Such a lovely face. They pisin' in the cinema at the Hotel Collectifornia What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise), bring your alibis Mirrors on the ceiling, The pink smoothies on ice And she said, 'we are all just prisoners here, of our own device' And in the master's chambers, They gathered for the brunch They grab it with their clammy hands, But they just can't fill the beast Last thing I remember, I was Running for the door I had to find the passage back to the place I was before 'Relax' said the night man, 'We are programmed with glee. You can check out any time you like, But you have to pay a fee!'